Guy Hogan is my name and flash fiction is my game. Hello hello hello, fans of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette wherever you may live! This magazine is an international magazine because of the Internet. Did you know that? Of course you did. If it wasn’t for the Internet there would be no Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. Did you know that the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is considered a porn site? I bet you didn’t know that. Well, it is. Which makes me a pornographer. The Old Soldier a pornographer. Don’t make me laugh. But I digress.
How’s everyone doing?
I’ve been hard at work on the magazine since dawn. The front page has been updated so be sure to check it out before you leave.
I was thinking of publishing the new erotic flash fiction story by Alexa Night today, but I’ll wait. You know, to let the tension build. Alexa is one of my regular contributors. Not only is Alexa a talented writer but she also lives in Pittsburgh.
You can’t beat that with a stick!
I’ll get the story up before this month is over. You’ll just have to keep coming back to check it out. But that’s not so bad, is it?
This site is hosted by HostGator. HostGator backs up the files and the database of this site. Recently I upgraded to a new backup package (more money) which I thought backed up this site every day automatically instead of just periodically. But yesterday when I checked my account, it seemed that I have to backup the site manually when I thought the new package did it for me. A simple phone call should clear everything up. I’ll make the phone call as soon as I post this. I don’t want the site to disappear into the ether. High on my to-do list (it’s been high on my to-do list for months which means I have a streak of irresponsibility in me) is to buy some DVDs next month and to begin to backup the site myself. I’m neglecting my duties.
Well, explore the site and visit often (as I struggle with the flaws in my character). Let me entertain you.
This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh Weather Report: Today it will be partly sunny and breezy with the possibility of rain showers and a high around 48.
Hail to Pitt!