Hello, hello, hello, the blogging day has begun! You know you can’t beat that with a stick!
Well, I’m enjoying my vacation from the joy and madness of hanging out in Little Italy. I haven’t shaved my face or my head in several days. I look like a castaway. If only the people who know me from karaoke at Nico’s on Saturday nights could see me now.
Ha ha ha!
I lead a double life just like Zorro, the character who was first introduced to the silver screen in 1920 by Douglas Fairbanks in the silent film The Mark of Zorro. I watched it last night on YouTube as I assumed my favorite position on the sofa on my back in the dark with two pillows under my weary head as I listened to professional football on the radio. It was the first time I had seen the film and it was a pleasure. A real hoot!
Zorro is all full of hot-blooded passion, but his alter-ego is a bloodless fish. At Nico’s I’m a bad ass rocker. At home I’m a gray-headed bookworm.
But a lot of us lead a double life. Sometimes we want to and sometimes we have to.
Crock Pot Cooking
My Spartan soup is a great success. I love it. I keep pre-cooked rice in the refrigerator; and I pre-cook a Cornish hen in my crock pot and keep that in the refrigerator, too. And I keep diced vegetables (green peppers, carrots, onions…) in containers in the refrigerator and I always have several packages of Ramen Noodles on hand. The noodles themselves are useless. Just look at the package. The noodles have next to no nutritional value. That’s why they’re so cheap. But the little packet of seasoning that comes with every package of noodles is worth the twenty cents each individual package of noodles cost me. I can get a 5-pack of noodles for $1.00 at the dollar store across the street. I throw the noodles away.
When I get hungry I just bring a cup of water to a boil and I can have a tasty, nutritious meal ready in minutes. I really don’t have to do any “cooking” for days.
You will have to forgive me for admiring the front page of The Gazette, for patting myself on the back. The front page is broken up into different categories (Pittsburgh Calling, Nude Pinups, Gangbang Stories, How to Write Flash Fiction, Naked News Videos, Good Pussy Bad Pussy..) so that when I update the front page I do it by category. This makes my work so much easier and it gives you a better reading experience.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the City of Pittsburgh’s only magazine of commentaries, culture, movie reviews, sexy stories and topless women.
Today in Pittsburgh it will be sunny with a high around 43.
Hail to Pitt!
PS I’ll be back on my beat in Little Italy by the end of the month.