Dateline Pittsburgh: 28 January 2017
Suddenly I got a sore back right in the middle of the day for no reason that I could think of besides plain old age so I’m on the sofa on my back with two pillows under my weary head scribbling in my fat notebook that is resting on my raised legs while I listen to Pitt Panther basketball on the radio as the entire Panther Nation wonders if today the Panthers will break their five game losing streak…
Luckily I had an old container of Aleve pain pills in the bathroom cabinet so I took one pill and I still have seven pills left so I hope to kick this back pain in the ass soon with pills and rest and I should be 100% for the joy that is Little Italy that begins on Wednesday…
When I describe my apartment as comfortable but “seedy” I’m not exaggerating since there are places where the paint (the walls are painted white) is peeling from the walls and the rug in the living room/kitchenette is badly stained and the super has offered to re-do my apartment for free but I’ve always demurred because of the inconvenience and the fear that she would raise my rent which already takes half my income but recently in passing she told me that my rent was not set by how new my apartment was so yesterday while I was down in the lobby in the Wi-Fi Room next to her office I let her know that when my lease runs out this year I was willing to move into another apartment in the building so that she could re-do my seedy apartment to rent out to someone else which means not only have my personal finances suddenly improved because I cancelled the Internet connection in my apartment since I no longer have a desktop computer and now I can use the Wi-Fi in the lobby for free and that I also cancelled my long-distance calling on my land line since I never use it thus putting at least $60.00 every month back in my pocket I’m also going to move into a new apartment later this year…
Now if only I can manage to get a check every month or at least every other month from Mr Skin/Naked News I’ll be living the good life by April or at least what I consider the good life because I don’t need no car and I don’t need no fancy clothes and I don’t need no fancy food for all I need are the essentials and enough fun money to last me for a couple of weeks (maybe one day all month long) and that day has just about arrived…
Spank my bare bottom and call me a nudists for you know you can’t beat that with a stick!
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Hail to Pitt!
Thought I saw the Lizard King
Drinking beside me
All photos used for this blog post were sampled from Egotastic All Stars.
PS Pitt lost…