How ya doin’ how ya doin’ how ya doin’? I’m doing fine and mellow drinkin’ my beer and watching everyday women who have no intention of being porn actresses being gangbanged and listening to The Doors over and over and over and over again and again and again just jumping around in my living room kitchenette acting like I was young again. It’s good to be able to jump around at my age and to mouth the words of The Doors and to look forward to trying to bring the theater of The Doors to a younger audience and you should see the looks on their faces because when I’m in the pocket I do bring the theater of The Doors to an audience but it’s something special because a lot of times I just sound like Guy Hogan singing The Doors but when I’m in the pocket I sound like Jim Morison The Lizard King and it’s hot.
I’m still fascinated about women from all walks of life agreeing to being gangbanged on camera. This was the motivation for my gangbang series of gangbang flash fiction stories. What must have that been like to the woman? What brought her to this point in her life that she would agree to be gangbanged on camera; and they certainly enjoy themselves.
Well, here’s the thing. We are all going to die. Why not enjoy yourself? And I guess if a woman wants to experience being gangbanged you go to a porn site that gangbangs women. Pretty simple, right?
I love women. I absolutely love women although I realized very early in life that I would not make a good husband because I was going to write and I thought that maybe I wouldn’t make much money and that’s the way things have turned out so I didn’t make some woman or a couple of women very unhappy and that is my contribution to society that I write and I didn’t make one or two or so forth women unhappy.
But I’m looking forward to karaoke at Sonny’s Tavern Sunday night and I’m practicing and memorizing and jumping around and working on body language and trying to get it all together and working on this blog and I’m happy to report that even though I have fun money in my pocket I am not neglecting my duties this month as a blogger.
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This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette, an online girlie magazine about blogging, karaoke, movies, sexy stories, television, my lifestyle (the lifestyle of a flash fiction writer) and the female nude. The Gazette features videos of Naked News, the show with nothing to hide. Naked News has its own Category here. Just scan down the sidebar to Categories and the Naked News link is at the very top! All photos of Holly Horne were sampled from Egotastic All Stars.
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