Hello, hello, hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers all over the world with a special hello to all my fans in Canada, the UK, India and Australia! Guy Hogan is my name and karaoke is my game.
I’ve been enjoying my fun money (drinking at Armand’s in Little Italy and bringing six-packs home) and watching women being gangbanged on YouPorn and Pornhub and watching the gangbang videos that I downloaded from BrokeAmateurs when I had a subscription to the site several months ago. It was the gangbang videos on BrokeAmateurs a couple of years ago that inspired me to write my series of gangbang stories.
But I digress…
I will not be at Nico’s in Little Italy for karaoke tomorrow (9 January 2016). My fun money is almost gone. But I was there last Saturday night, the first Saturday of January, and I was baffled by this one singer, a woman, who was pretty good, but she sang all her songs with her back to the audience. Now the monitor, a flat and large screen television faces the audience…But still…
I kept thinking, how can she be so good and not understand that standing with your back to the audience under minds your performance?
And I went over to where she was sitting and said to her how good she was and that, “You have to face your audience. You just have to.”
In other words, put in a little extra effort and memorize the lyrics.
Oh, well, everyone doesn’t take karaoke as seriously as I do.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
Hail to Pitt!