Hello, world! This is Guy Hogan, your friendly editor/publisher of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette which is full of stories about eating, fingering and fucking pussy and sucking cock! Oh, and naked women. How’s that for an opening paragraph.
Do I have your attention?
Good. Now ladies don’t click that mouse to move on. Most of the stories on this site about sex are written by women. Women love sex, too. Actually, I think women like sex more than men. Now why would I make a statement like that? Ah, because a woman’s body is set up to have more orgasms in a shorter period of time than a man’s body. Google it. That’s why. And if you’re a woman reading this and you’re fucking someone and you’re not having orgasms with that person you’re probably fucking the wrong person. Your body is made for sex. That’s how Mother Nature wants it…
Ladies, let me ask you this. Can you masturbate to orgasm? If you can you’re orgasmic. So, you have to communicate to your significant other what makes you cum. If this person cannot be coached, fire his (her) ass. As far as multiple orgasms, every woman can’t stand having her pussy stimulated that long. I understand that; but if you can you will keep cumming until you call time out (or get sore which will make you call time out, too).
Ladies, as a heterosexual man, I salute you and your pussies!
Last night I was at home and it was at night and I was drinking beer and ready to crash. I wanted to watch something on YouTube to end the night with. I was stretch out on the sofa with two pillows under my weary head.
Well, before I took up my position on the sofa I punch up YouTube. YouTube has been recommending to me the 1979 movie CALIGULA for several days now. I saw it when it came out; but of course I did not remember the details of the film after so many years. So, I watched it.
What a blast from the past!
A-list actors and actresses: Malcom McDowell, Teresa Ann Savoy, Helen Mirren, Peter O’Toole, John Steiner and John Gielgud.
I draw analogies from everything I come across in life to inform my job as the editor/publisher of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette; and this film had it all: first-class acting, a great story line, good-looking sets and scenes of pussy eating, fingering, fucking and cock sucking.
Hollywood hated it when it came out. The critics hated it. People who worked on the film disavowed it. Several years after its release it was considered a cult classic. There is still hope for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. Ha ha ha ha ha…
Hanging Out At Armand’s In Little Italy
Yes, I made it to Armand’s in Little Italy today, hoping for inspiration for a blog post (this blog post) at the bottom of a beer can. And I found it. Or rather I found it in the people sitting at the bar.
The sun was shinning brilliantly on Liberty Avenue and I engaged in conversation with the bartender (his name actually is Joe) and with a couple of non-regulars (they’re not there when I’m usually there) and with a couple of the regulars. I was at peace with the world. I always like talking to women. I like doing anything with women. I got to talk to one woman who’s a regular. I don’t know too much about her, but she seems to like me. She bought me a drink and she always goes out of her way to say hello. So, I’m going to cultivate our relationship. Who knows what will happen? How old is she? I don’t know. Maybe in her 40s or 50s…She’s young stuff.
Ha ha ha ha…
And if the relationship ever gets to be intimate (I’m really thinking several moves ahead here but you have to be prepared) I’m sure my knowledge of fingering, eating and fucking pussy will come in handy.
(I hope she likes to suck cock.)
You know I actually had a girlfriend who did not want me to eat her pussy under no circumstances. The only woman I’ve ever known who did not at least let a guy eat her pussy whether she liked it or not. I mean I’ve been in this situation in bed.
“Girl, I’m going to eat your pussy!”
An unenthusiastic, “If that’s what you wanna do…”
Like I was a pervert.
But this old girlfriend under no circumstances wanted me to eat her pussy. Different strokes for different folks. We didn’t date for very long. Oh, and she didn’t suck cock either. Maybe she just didn’t think one should put one’s mouth on someone else’s genitals. I don’t know…
It’s still a lovely day in Pittsburgh, the high was around 70 and I had my time in Little Italy and now I’m at home with a refrigerator full of beer and I have my books from the library and I want to continue re-reading Good Pussy Bad Pussy, Rachel’s Tale by Amy Aimee.
I emailed Amy (we have an intimate cyber relation, but I can’t tell you everything because I’m not that kind of guy) and asked her if she was as orgasmic as her protagonist or did she just wish she was that orgasmic. I don’t have the email in front of me right now be if I may paraphrase her: I cum every time. That’s why I can write about it so well.
And yes she does write about it well.
A mean Rachel cums when she’s being fucked by a man she has no attraction for, when she’s being doubled teamed, when she’s in love, even when she’s being fucked against her will (Good Pussy Bad Pussy)…You get my drift. So, I’m trying to get into Amy’s head by getting into Rachel’s head.
Until I maybe establish a closer relation with the woman at Armand’s, Amy is all I’ve got. It’s a cyber relationship. Oh, Rachel sucks cock and she loves having her pussy eaten. I bet Amy sucks cock and loves her pussy eaten, too. Okay, I’ll kiss and tell. Amy loves doing both.
Hail to Pitt!
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