Hello hello hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers!
I just came back from Little Italy with a six-pack of beer and a large container of antipasto salad. It’s warm and cloudy outside and there really wasn’t much going on at Armand’s. I didn’t even have a bag of peanuts with my beer which I usually do.
At the bus stop some woman thought she knew me and I thought maybe I had forgotten her. We hugged and I kissed the side of her neck. Then when I said, “Where do I know you from?”
“From Earl The Pearl. But you probably don’t remember me because I’m not wearing my wigs and dresses.”
Then I knew I definitely didn’t know her. I had never heard of Earl The Pearl and I had definitely never been there. Then I looked at “her” Adam’s apple. Humm…Oh, well.
She got on her bus and I got on my bus.
But I digress…
I went into my Naked News account and found the video below for you. Enjoy: