As the editor/publisher of this girlie magazine, I made a decision a couple of months ago to leave politics to other publications. This magazine deals with blogging, karaoke, movies, sexy stories and topless women.
Well, within the pass 48 hours politics, movies and a topless woman all came together. No, I’m not trying to make a joke. And since the following story deals with movies and a topless woman, I have to make a report about it. The woman in all of the photos of this blog post is named Amy Lindsay. I’ll let the people from Egotastic All Stars take it from here.
Amy Lindsay has become quite a name in the past 24-hours. Of course, those of our connoisseurs of the softcore erotica know the name from a decade and some premium cable channels ago. Amy was quite prolific on the late night simulated making of the sexy whilst naked in craptastic movies scenes.
Amy gave up the topless thespianic work some years ago and occasionally still works legit films and commercials, including being cast in a Ted Cruz attack ad in South Carolina that aired for a full day before anybody realized that the ‘every woman’ in the commercial questioning Marco Rubio’s character was none other than the semi-famous Skinemax actress. Probably most candidates would’ve pulled the ad because of that notoriety. For a conservative Christian candidate like Ted Cruz, it got pulled and disavowed and apologized for in ten seconds or less. Such is the nature of everybody with complicated feelings toward naked hot women. I try to keep it simple. Drool and say thank you and move on. Enjoy.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
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