Hello, hello, hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers all over the world! With a special hello to all my fans in France and Germany and Vietnam. Welcome to today’s edition of the City of Pittsburgh’s only magazine of commentaries, culture, movie reviews, sexy stories and topless women. Guy Hogan is my name and blogging (and karaoke) is my game.
Ah, pantyhose. I have some fond memories about pantyhose. Women don’t wear pantyhose anymore. And I can understand why. Pantyhose are confining. But some of my fondest memories are about a girlfriend sitting on the sofa with me or sitting on my lap and she was wearing pantyhose. I loved how pantyhose felt on her legs.
Here’s some gossip for you. I was young and I had a nice car and I was fucking the girl next door. I was recently back from Vietnam and I was going to the local community college (Boyce Campus, Community College of Allegheny County) on the GI bill and I was working a full-time job at the same time.
Well, one morning, it was still dark outside, I was on my way to work and the girl next door (for some reason we really weren’t boyfriend, girlfriend; we just fucked each other-strange-I guess young people now a days would say we were fuck buddies) was standing at the bus stop in the dark on her way to work. Our jobs were in the same neighborhood. So, I gave her a ride to work. On the way I was constantly rubbing her legs. She was wearing a dress with pantyhose. And one thing lead to another and finally I ended up massaging her clit until she had an orgasm. True story. It ruined her pantyhose. I rubbed a tear in the crouch. But I don’t think she minded. I could tell it was a good orgasm. All orgasms are good. But some are more powerful than others and she had a powerful orgasm. In the dark as I was driving with my hand under her dress, she just surrendered herself to what I was doing. So sweet. So sexy. So female.
Her name was Mary. I would give you her last name, but I don’t want you to try to look her up. Respect the woman’s privacy. I wonder whatever happened to Mary. Is she even still alive?
Anyway, here’s Jodie Gasson in pantyhose.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
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