Well, I’ve been drinking. Of course, I’ve been drinking. I got my social security check and my two pension checks a few days ago; but I have to put out a magazine and be at karaoke tonight at Nico’s in Little Italy.
So, I have to do some more deep breathing, stretching and flexibility exercises and shave my head and face and do laundry and punch up the songs on YouTube I’m going to do (The Doors) and listen to them a couple of times and mouth the words (I never actually sing them).
In the meantime here is Khloe to keep you entertained while I get ready for karaoke.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
Hail to Pitt!