Hello, all you rock and rollers! With a special hello to all my fans in Indonesia. I get a lot of visitors from Indonesia.
Well, earlier today I walked into Little Italy and had a few beers at Armand’s. Law and Order (Special Victims Unit) was on the television at my end of the bar and I had a good conversation with one of the regulars. Her husband was in the hospital. He keeps getting these growths on his body and the doctors don’t know why. He was adopted so the doctors can’t use his family tree to help him. The regular is of my generation and she only had enough money for one 16 oz can of Pabst Blue Ribbon so I bought her two cans and we talked. I mean what the hell. We had a good conversation. She’s a fan of Law and Oder (SVU).
So, I’m back in my apartment now. I had three 16 oz cans of Pabst at Armand’s and I brought back a six-pack. That should be enough to knock me out. I made out several bills and I’m going to drop them in the mail box across the street and then I’ll do my monthly shopping at the dollar store across the street: soap, disposable razors, dishwashing liquid, laundry liquid, anti-perspirant…you know stuff like that.
After I mail my bills and do my shopping at the dollar store I’ll probably come back and re-new my subscription to Exploited College Girls. I’ll see what the new videos are and probably watch a couple of my old favorites. I just wish the site did gangbangs and the amateurs were older. All of the women who agree to being in these porn videos are young, 18 to 25 years old. Oh, well, that’s the site’s niche. Just like my niche is commentaries, culture, short stories and topless women. In my opinion there is nothing hotter than a woman having an orgasm. I mean a real orgasm. Not this fake porn actress shit. I use to have a subscription to another site that used only amateurs and some of those women had to be in their late 40s and early 50s and the site did gangbangs. It was this site that gave me the inspiration for my gangbang stories; but the site just keeps recycling its old videos. I think the owner of the site, a middle-age man, may have taken one Viagra pill too many…
Last night I must have listened to three hours of The Doors on YouTube. I guess I’m getting ready for karaoke at Nico’s in Little Italy Saturday night.
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This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
Hail to Pitt!