Hello hello hello all you rock ‘n’ rollers and yes it’s true my desktop computer is down and I have not worked on the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette since around the 16th of this month and the only reason I’m able to publish this blog post is because I’m using one of the computers in the public library and I’m really surprised that I could log into The Gazette in the first place…Naked women are not something you want on a computer screen at the public library…
So this is just to let you know that even though I’m bored as hell I’m okay it’s my computer that is not okay and when I called my Internet Provider they checked my Internet connection and said everything was fine it was probably my software…
Well I found a place in Little Italy (Ubreak) that will look at my tower and if it is my software they said they could fix it (if they could fix it) for $20.00 which is great but I’ll have to wait until I get my fun money on the 1st of December and when I do get my fun money on the first of next month I’m still going to buy a refurbished tower over the Internet whether the place (Ubreak which is like two blocks from Armand’s) can fix my software or not and I’ve already priced refurbished computer towers by Dell and they are pretty reasonable at $80.00 to $120.00 and you can be sure I’ll order one for $80.00…
Blogging is at the very center of my life and well it should be since I’m a professional blogger (yes I actually do make more money than I put into the blog and I hope my net profit will continue to increase but you know I have to stay online by hook or by crook for that to happen) and I put in hours reading online news outlets and writing a 1,000-word blog post every day (this post is an exception because of the circumstances) and choosing photos to go with the content and then just surfing the web investigating things or using the web for entertainment and not having a PC is new territory for me because this is the first time in maybe 12 years that I have not had a PC and I really don’t know what to do with my time…So I read a lot and I listen to the radio and I come to the library maybe twice a day to check my email and my Twitter account and to stay up on the news and today for the first time I’m going to punch up YouTube and listen to The Doors…
Speaking of The Doors I do plan to be at Sonny’s Tavern for karaoke the first Sunday night of December 2016 and if the problem with my computer is my software as my IP says it is and this place in Little Italy can fix it I’ll probably be blogging again from my shabby, small but comfortable apartment in North Oakland on December the 2nd so wish me luck…
Hail to Pitt!
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. Don’t forget that The Gazette features the videos of Naked News, the program with nothing to hide and when I do get my PC up and running I’ll put up all of the Naked News videos that I’ve missed so far. Naked News has its own category here at The Gazette. Just scan down the sidebar to Categories and the Naked News link is at the very top!
My experience at the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh is really a new experience and it’s nice to at least get online even if I can’t do in the library what I can do at home but you have to roll with the punches and my passion for blogging is just as strong as ever and maybe even stronger because of this setback because everything is material for the professional blogger which is exactly what I am.
All photos used for this blog post are from Egotastic All Stars.
PS Just for the fun of it I clicked on Add Media for this blog post and to my surprise my file of photos is available to me…Amazing!…maybe I can blog from the public library…As a matter of fact the library will be open tomorrow (Sunday) from noon to 5 p.m. so you know what I’m gong to do?…I’m going to start blogging from the library…I started keeping a diary when my PC went down and I’ll start publishing the diary tomorrow…How’s that?
Spank my bare bottom and call me a nudist…You know you can’t beat that with a stick!
PPS I did try to punch up Mr.Skin to check my account but the site was blocked as a porn site.