Hello, hello, hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers! It feels like summer here in The ‘Burgh today: mostly sunny, a little humid with a high around 85.
You know you can’t beat that with a stick!
I’m really feeling lazy today (maybe it’s the weather). All I want to do is to assume my favorite position (flat on my back on the sofa with two fat pillows under my weary head) and read my books from the library (Poe’s poems and tales and a book on the Great Elector of Brandenburg-Prussia) as I doze off and on listening to sports (the Pirates are hot!) on the radio. And if I get a burst of energy, I’ll surf the web and take a leisurely stroll around the neighborhood.
I’ll be back on my regular beat in Little Italy (Armand’s) Wednesday morning (soon enough). So, today I’m going to republish one of my old stories and get back to being lazy…
Hail to Pitt!
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
They were young. They were on their honeymoon. Outside, the warm waters of the Caribbean rushed to the beach on a hot, sunny afternoon. The couple were in bed in their hotel room which was right on the beach.
I want you to do something for me, he said.
What does my husband want me to do for him? she asked.
I want you to masturbate for me.
Masturbate for me.
Are you serious?
But you’re right here.
Really? she asked.
You want me to masturbate?
Okay. If that’s what you want me to do…
Several minutes passed.
Are you close? he asked.
Yes. She was breathing heavily…
I mean, how close?
After a moment he said, Are you going to cum?
I’m going to cum…I’m going to cum…I’m going to…Honey!…Her body went into spasms. After a moment she started laughing…
That was hot, he said. That was so so so hot. You don’t know how hot that was.
Okay, suck on it.
She sat up and positioned her back again both pillows. He kneeled in front of her. Several minutes passed. He said, Say, baby, fill my mouth with cum.
Baby, fill my mouth with cum…
Say, baby, I’m going to swallow every drop…
Baby, I’m going to swallow every drop…
Say, baby, your cum taste like the honey from the honey bee…
She said, I’m not going to say that.
Okay, forget that…Just keep sucking…Keep sucking…Keep sucking…
New Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is an online magazine of creative writing, culture and sex.
All photos used for this blog post were sampled from Egotastic All Stars.