Earlier today I finished reading my public library book about the Internet. This galvanized me to action because I always must have a book to read and I don’t make it to the public library when I have fun money in my pocket and I’m back on my regular beat in Little Italy. Well I’ll have fun money in about 36 hours and I’ll probably be on my regular beat in about 42 hours. So I thought it would behoove me to hot foot it to the library and to return the book about the Internet and to check out another book. What did I check out? A thick biography about Hugh Hefner (I always thought his name was Hue Hefner).
You know you can’t beat that with a stick!
Then when I got back home there was this promotion from the good people at Mr. Skin in my inbox.
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