Hello hello hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers who live all over the world!
How’s everyone doing?
Welcome to today’s issue of Pittsburgh’s premiere online girlie magazine. You’ve got to really check it out. I don’t think there’s another girlie magazine on the Internet like the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
Yes, this magazine makes me feel like a proud father. Or in my case, a proud grandfather.
Well, for those of you who are regular readers of my little girlie magazine, you know I’m a karaoke aficionado. And I plan to be at Nico’s in Little Italy tomorrow for Saturday night karaoke. I’ve got all my songs picked out. I know the lyrics so I won’t have to look at the monitor, but can keep eye contact with the audience and I’ve been doing my breathing and stretching exercises all week long; because for me karaoke is not just fun. It’s performance art.
Yes, I’ve got it bad. Somebody help me!
This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.
Hail to Pitt!
Weather Report: Today in Pittsburgh there will be a mix of clouds and sunshine with the possibility of scattered thunder showers later in the day. The high will be in the 80s.
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