Hello, hello, hello, all you great fans of blogging, karaoke, Naked News videos, sexy flash fiction stories, television and the nude female form. My name is Guy Hogan and this is my blog, the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. I call it a magazine because it deals with several topics all in one place; and it is Pittsburgh centric. But it has an international audience too because of its subject matter.
I’m a baby boomer and a full-time professional blogger. I love my job. I woke up late today, but what the hell. Now I’m my own boss and I put in more hours thinking about this blog and working on this blog and promoting this blog than I ever invested in working for someone else. After all these years I’ve finally found my true calling. I’m a lucky man. I’m a celebrity in my own mind.
Ha ha ha ha…
After I publish this blog post I’m going to stroll into Little Italy and sit at the bar in Armand’s and try to find inspiration for another blog post (1,000 to 1,200 words) to publish later today. I’m committed to a 1,000 to 1,200 word blog post every Monday, Wednesday and Friday in order to get at least 1,000 pageviews every day (this blog averages 800 to 900 pageviews every day) which is the minimal number of pageviews that will make this blog in my mind a business and not a hobby. Yes, I really do think of myself as an editor/publisher. What am I talking about? I am an editor/publisher.
I’m relating this to all of you in the audience who are interested in the “blogging” subject of this magazine.
But right now we have Cali Bel reporting for Naked News. It’s a gorgeous fall day in Pittsburgh, sunny and the high will be around 70 with no rain in sight.
Hail to Pitt!