Hello hello hello, all you rock ‘n’ rollers! This is the Old Soldier reporting for duty. I’ve been on an extended leave of absence since I got my rent rebate this month; but I thought I would put up this Naked News video for you today so that I can get back to being flat on my back on the sofa with two pillows under my weary head as I watch my favorite slide show on my lap top and sip beer and listen to the local talk-sports radio show as I sip one beer after another and doze off and on dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. Here is Madison Banes reporting for Naked News. This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.