Hello, hello, hello, all you Naked News fans all over the world! Welcome to today’s issue of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. Yes, I disconnected from social media for a few days, but now I’m back and the following video is a good way to get the ball rolling again.
Don’t forget to check the front page. You may have missed something and I’ll be working on the front page all day long.
This is Guy Hogan reporting from Pittsburgh. Today it will be mostly cloudy in Pittsburgh with a possibility of rain and a high around 58.
Hail to Pitt!