Hello, hello, hello, all you fans of Naked News! Welcome to today’s edition of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
There is no joy today in The Pirates Nation. The Pittsburgh Pirates went down last night 4-0 to the Chicago Cubs in the National League Wildcard Game. The Cubs advance in the playoffs and the Pirates stay home. This is the second year in a row that the Pirates have lost the wildcard game at home. That’s why it’s important to win the division title so the team can play a best of five series in order to advance. Oh, well, maybe next year.
So much for baseball…
Be sure to check the front page. You may have missed something. Today Pittsburgh will have a mix of clouds and sunshine with a high around 70.
Hail to Pitt!