Hello, all you sports fans! It’s me, your friendly, hard working and ever so modest editor/publisher working hard to bring you the best of commentaries, culture, movie reviews, sexy stories and topless women…
You know, I use to be a rabid sports fan, mainly football. But a funny thing happened as I got older. I gave up sports for beer drinking, blogging, karaoke, The Doors and writing flash fiction.
But if Naked News continues to produce sports reports like this one, I might become a rabid sports fan again.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.
Hail to Pitt!