Hello, hello, hello, all you fans of Naked News all over the world! Yes, I have a new Naked News report for you. I haven’t been to a movie in years (and I don’t own a television). So, I look forward to these Naked News reports as much as you do. Here’s Natasha Olenski reporting for Naked News.
Hail to Pitt!
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette, an online magazine of culture for adults only.