Hello, all you fans of Naked News. It’s going to be a hot day in Pittsburgh today with a mix of clouds and sunshine and a high around 90 with a 40% chance of rain. I’m going to post this and stroll into Little Italy for a couple of cool, refreshing 16 ounce cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon at Armand’s.
This is Guy Hogan reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette. Now here’s Natasha.